the “upbringing” sweater

“i was raised by millennials, what did you expect?”

A 100% accurate disclaimer for anyone who grew up on participation trophies, iPad babysitting, and parents who said “google it” instead of answering questions. This heavyweight crewneck is the sartorial equivalent of shrugging so hard your spine cracks.

Wear it when you’re 30 and still can’t fold a fitted sheet.

Wear it when someone asks why you text “k” unironically.

Wear it and watch the boomers nod in defeated recognition.

Dark chocolate or heather navy. Both colors hide the existential dread equally well. $50-$54. No therapy session included (you’re already too familiar with that concept).

Product features

– Ethically sourced materials

– Comfortable classic fit

– Humorous and witty design

– Available embroidery decoration options

– Meets safety and environmental standards